NEWSFLASH: If you are waiting for the subway and you notice as it pulls into the station that every car is packed, and just as it stops in front of you that that car has many open seats... think again... its not your lucky day, or the silver lining, or because you picked up that penny on heads... wipe that smile off your face and take a deep breath if you're planning to get on- its because someone on that train is slowly dying and their body has begun to rot and smell up the whole car, or else they're homeless and haven't showered in 10000 years